Comments on: Some views from the naysayers! http://www.billgatesforpresident.net/19/some-views-from-the-naysayers.html Why not? Tue, 06 Jan 2009 19:41:58 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7 hourly 1 By: Rolo http://www.billgatesforpresident.net/19/some-views-from-the-naysayers.html/comment-page-1#comment-104 Rolo Sat, 02 Dec 2006 06:46:32 +0000 http://bill.coolbusiness.org/19/some-views-from-the-naysayers.html#comment-104 Unfortunately there's no Ctrl-Alt-Del for the country. That said, Bill would fit right in... Here's your 5 minute US.GOV support call: Citizen: I can't afford heath care, my kids need a better education, we need to secure the borders, I can't afford to pay my taxes and feed my family. US.GOV: Our developers, err, Congress is looking into those problems and are working to have many of those issues corrected in an upcoming release of Government 200X. Other issues will require an upgrade to Constitution, which is possible but will require a support contract. Citizen: How much is the contract? US.GOV: $250 Billion for the basic contract. The cost depends greatly on the scope of the revision to Constitution. Citizen: Whom else can I call? US.GOV: You're welcome to contact the developers, err, Congress directly but they will require a support contract as well. On the plus side, they are much more affordable as they are routinely being upgraded. You can get them anytime but you get the most bang for your buck around October during their annual sales drive. Citizen: I can't afford a contract. What do I do? US.GOV: You are free to check our forums. We advise against using the public Internet as the information it contains may not have been filtered for accuracy. Feel free to follow the "Contact Us" link and your questions will be answered in the order they arrive pending authentication of citizenship. please include your Social Sec serial Number as well as the date you purchased your version of Government. If you are using a trial, academic, or otherwise free version of Government, our Global Answers support desk, with offices in India, Pakistan, and China, will handle your questions. Thank you very much for choosing US.GOV for your government needs. Citizen: Forget this. I'm switching to Open source Government. US.GOV: Drat! Lost another one to the Libertarians! Unfortunately there’s no Ctrl-Alt-Del for the country.

That said, Bill would fit right in…

Here’s your 5 minute US.GOV support call:

Citizen: I can’t afford heath care, my kids need a better education, we need to secure the borders, I can’t afford to pay my taxes and feed my family.

US.GOV: Our developers, err, Congress is looking into those problems and are working to have many of those issues corrected in an upcoming release of Government 200X. Other issues will require an upgrade to Constitution, which is possible but will require a support contract.

Citizen: How much is the contract?

US.GOV: $250 Billion for the basic contract. The cost depends greatly on the scope of the revision to Constitution.

Citizen: Whom else can I call?

US.GOV: You’re welcome to contact the developers, err, Congress directly but they will require a support contract as well. On the plus side, they are much more affordable as they are routinely being upgraded. You can get them anytime but you get the most bang for your buck around October during their annual sales drive.

Citizen: I can’t afford a contract. What do I do?

US.GOV: You are free to check our forums. We advise against using the public Internet as the information it contains may not have been filtered for accuracy. Feel free to follow the “Contact Us” link and your questions will be answered in the order they arrive pending authentication of citizenship. please include your Social Sec serial Number as well as the date you purchased your version of Government. If you are using a trial, academic, or otherwise free version of Government, our Global Answers support desk, with offices in India, Pakistan, and China, will handle your questions. Thank you very much for choosing US.GOV for your government needs.

Citizen: Forget this. I’m switching to Open source Government.

US.GOV: Drat! Lost another one to the Libertarians!

]]> By: Gadget http://www.billgatesforpresident.net/19/some-views-from-the-naysayers.html/comment-page-1#comment-103 Gadget Sat, 02 Dec 2006 05:34:30 +0000 http://bill.coolbusiness.org/19/some-views-from-the-naysayers.html#comment-103 I'm not so sure about the power sharing issue JQ. Microsoft does make software for Mac OS, and share technology with Apple occasionaly. And let's not forget that the Xbox 360 has support for the iPod. Bill will share power when he knows that it is nessasary. I’m not so sure about the power sharing issue JQ. Microsoft does make software for Mac OS, and share technology with Apple occasionaly. And let’s not forget that the Xbox 360 has support for the iPod. Bill will share power when he knows that it is nessasary.

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